What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:54
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Rocket Report: Northrop backs Firefly and names its rocket; Xodiac will fly no more - Ars Technica
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku
No go.
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
2025 NHL Draft Results and Team-by-Team Grades for Notable Picks - Bleacher Report
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Voluptatibus dolorem laborum quae.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
'There's a huge amount that we don't understand': Why sperm is still so mysterious - BBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No way
How To Train Your Dragon remake trades animated magic for money-hungry mediocrity - AV Club
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
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